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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out For Cosmo

Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out For Cosmo
Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out For Cosmo
In case you hadn’t noticed (and if you didn’t, you should probably get your eyes checked), Emily Ratajkowski and her lucky funbags are everywhere these days. She’s even busting out in the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine, which is going to make waiting at line in the grocery store way more fun this month. Anyway, I’m still waiting for Emily to thank me for making her such a big star though. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures are a good start, but a few topless thank-you selfies wouldn’t hurt either.

Luna Castilho Will Blow Your Mind

Luna Castilho Will Blow Your Mind
Luna Castilho Will Blow Your Mind
You guys know that, as a cynical, jaded blogger, there isn’t a whole lot I believe in. But I’ll admit I’m a sucker when it comes to love at first sight. And I fell hard for Brazilian model Luna Castilho the first time I saw her, or more accurately, saw that perfect booty of hers. So enjoy these latest bikini shots from Luna, but just remember, I called dibs.

Anais Zanotti Hits The Beach

Anais Zanotti Hits The Beach
Anais Zanotti Hits The Beach
Here’s one of my favorite professional sunbathers Anais Zanotti hard at work looking smoking hot at the beach while the rest of us suckers are stuck behind a desk somewhere. Clearly I went into the wrong business. I mean, sure, blogging and not having to wear pants is great and all, but it’s still my dream job to become Anais’ personal suntan lotion applier someday. Not only would it be more rewarding work, but I’m pretty sure there’s also way more job security.

 
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