For some reason, we don’t get to see Jessica Lowndes or that great pushed-up cleavage of hers on the site all that often anymore. And I can only assume it’s because she never took my advice about how much dating a pasty influential blogger could do for her career. But the good news is it’s never too late — lucky for Jessica, I’m still single. I know that’s probably hard to believe, but it’s true. Call me!