I don’t know what Lauren Stoner does besides hang around Miami Beach in a bikini. Not that I’m complaining, but she must be dating or is married to a very rich dude to enjoy this lifestyle. I tried looking up her resume online and I could find anything. If she’s out of work, I’d be more than happy to hire her. I don’t pay well, but the position that I need to be filled has very flexible hours and it would give her plenty of time to keep working on her tan. Call me.