According to my sources, this Vanessa Huppenkothen hottie whose bikini body we’re all currently drooling over is rumored to be dating professional footballer/lucky bastard Cristiano Ronaldo now that he broke up with Irina Shayk. And I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m telling you, those damn soccer players have all the luck, and it needs to stop. I mean, when is our society going to stop obsessing over these stupid pro athletes and finally start recognizing the true heroes? I’m talking about us professional bikini bloggers, just to be clear.